What a fucking waste of an outfit
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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