she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm both gender and math confused
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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