dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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