make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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