We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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