sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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