i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Reggie can tackle my bush.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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