I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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