The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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