Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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