we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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