going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He has the fingertips of a God
tell me about the fingering
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