doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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