I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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