Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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