We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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