Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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