i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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