Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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