i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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