I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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