There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
