I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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