come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
