it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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