I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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