so explain again why im purple
no
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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