I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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