Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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