He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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