Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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