Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just pee around me
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
