A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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