But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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