guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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