He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
it glows. i had to have it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
