Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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