kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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