Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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