ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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