my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Boobs are out for the taking
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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