I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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