my vag is so smooth its legendary
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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