4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
birth control should be required to get into college
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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