Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
it glows. i had to have it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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