haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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