So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
