ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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