I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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