she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
