I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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