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(205): View more from Alabama

it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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(518): View more from New York

Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.

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(916): View more from California

I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

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(651): View more from Minnesota

glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just got walked in on during safety inspections

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Think you passed?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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(513): View more from Ohio

4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.

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(561): View more from Florida

ok first of all what the fuck

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