we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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