i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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