I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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