her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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